Showing posts with label — Sama Hoole (@SamaHoole) October 11. Show all posts
Showing posts with label — Sama Hoole (@SamaHoole) October 11. Show all posts

Monday, October 12, 2026

SAMA HOOLE: You store vitamin B12 for three to five years. You store vitamin A for months, in the liver, like every other hunter. You store vitamin D in your own fat, to see you through a winter. You store almost no vitamin C. Scurvy takes about a month.

Your body keeps two months of fat in storage and less than one day of carbohydrate, which tells you what it was expecting to run on.

Your entire bloodstream holds about one teaspoon of sugar. Any more and an alarm goes off. Your liver and muscles hold perhaps 2,000 calories of carbohydrate. A day, if you sit still. A lean adult carries around 100,000 calories of fat. Six weeks and more, with no further instructions. You store vitamin B12 for three to five years. You store vitamin A for months, in the liver, like every other hunter. You store vitamin D in your own fat, to see you through a winter. You store almost no vitamin C. Scurvy takes about a month. Look at what gets a warehouse. Fat, and the nutrients that come in an animal. Those arrive in gluts. A kill, a feast, then nothing for a week. So the body built somewhere to keep them. Carbohydrate gets a shelf. If none turns up, the liver simply makes its own, and has done every night of your life. There are essential fats. There are essential proteins. The textbook requirement for carbohydrate is zero, and it says so. No engineer builds a 100,000 calorie tank for the reserve fuel and a one day tank for the main one. The plate they drew for you is two thirds the fuel you were never built to store.

Sunday, October 11, 2026

SAMA HOOLE: Nobody ever painted a salad on a cave wall. Lascaux has around 900 animals and no side dishes.

Every time the human race has cared about a food enough to paint it, steal it or go to war over it, the food was an animal. Nobody ever painted a salad on a cave wall. Lascaux has around 900 animals and no side dishes. Nobody ever rode out at midnight to steal a neighbour's lentils. Ireland's national epic is a war over one bull. Nobody ever paid a bride price in celery. Nobody ever branded a carrot. The word itself means the mark you burn into a hide. Nobody ever dug a ditch round a park to keep the peasants off the kale. Nobody ever hanged a man for taking the king's cabbage. Nobody ever read the future in the entrails of a leek. Nobody ever killed the fatted turnip for a son come home. Nobody ever named a star sign after a bean. There is a bull, a ram and a goat up there, and they got in first. Nobody ever followed a migrating herd of spinach across a land bridge into America. For 2.6 million years the species was in no doubt about which part of dinner was the dinner.

It took a committee and a pyramid diagram to make it a matter of opinion. 

Saturday, October 11, 2025

SAMA HOOLE: We're missing the entire digestive architecture for fiber. But sure, it's essential.