I am outside in Nanaimo Hospital, in Nanaimo, British Columbia, and I was able to get a "crack inhalation kit" and a "cocaine snorting kit

"Let's go get a free crack pipe and a cocaine smoking kit." 

Where?

In a dispensing machine in front of the hospital.  

What!

And after you become homeless, depressed and desperate they will then offer to unalive you..for free. pic.twitter.com/UXxcAGp22F

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Okay, boys and girls, let's start today's tutorial.

Click on "Supplies," of course.

Click on "Snorting kit," makes sense.

Click on "Dispense," and your item is on its way as it drops into the drawer below for you to extract.

Next, we can learn how to snort cocaine with an informational video right here, titled "Safer Snorting to Prevent Infections and Other Harms."

So I am outside in Nanaimo Hospital, in Nanaimo, British Columbia, and I was able to get a "crack inhalation kit" and a "cocaine-snorting kit." Unfortunately, the crack pipes were out which is no surprise because the crack pipes are traded for drugs.  All of these items you can get for free at the vending machine located just right over there outside the Nanaimo Hospital Emergency Room.

"Hello, operator?  Send an ambulance.  I need to get to Emergency"

"What's your emergency "

"Just send the damn ambulance!"