OWEN BENJAMIN: greatest “men and women are different” joke in human history

Soap opera music eyes. This bit explains and solves all conflict between men and women.
When I wrote it I knew my mission was complete and I had created the greatest “men and women are different” joke in human history. I then moved on to solving the riddle of the Jews. What a… pic.twitter.com/cXjEJJBa7H

— Owen Benjamin 🐻 (@OwenBenjamin) December 29, 2024

Soap opera music eyes. This bit explains and solves all conflict between men and women.
When I wrote it I knew my mission was complete and I had created the greatest “men and women are different” joke in human history. I then moved on to solving the riddle of the Jews. What a… pic.twitter.com/cXjEJJBa7H

— Owen Benjamin 🐻 (@OwenBenjamin) December 29, 2024

OWEN BENJAMIN: Cracks the code to the music industry by creating a hit song of gibberish

This is when I cracked the code to the music industry and figured out the algorithm that allowed me to emotionally convince an audience that I had just created a hit song of gibberish.
This revelation led me to the knowledge of social engineering, tavistock, and “the Jews.” Which… pic.twitter.com/p08rZkRXWV

— Owen Benjamin 🐻 (@OwenBenjamin) December 29, 2024