2026 MID-TERM ELECTION RESULTS: THE POSTMORTEM

HORRIFYING 🚨 Here are you newly elected Congressional Representatives: Darializa Avila Chevalier (Nee York) - She once said she used the American flag to wipe - She co-founded a group in college whose stated mission was the eradication of Western civilization - She ran on Medicare for All, universal basic income, abolishing police, the border, and prisons - After winning, she obviously donned a kippah Melat Kiros (Colorado) - She was born in Ethiopia. - She’s currently getting her PhD in wealth inequality, and she justified the 9/11 attacks during a TV interview. - She wants to grant mass amnesty for illegals, abolish ICE, nationalize healthcare, and pass a trans bill of rights. Claire Valdez (New York) - She once tweeted on the 4th of July that the system is rigged, our planet is run by billionaires and war profiteers, and this 4th we fight for liberation from Palestine to Puerto Rico. - She also wants citizenship for all illegals, your tax dollars for trans treatments, and the elimination of private health insurance. Chris Rabb (Pennsylvania) - Fellow socialist backed by the Democratic Socialists of America, meaning they want nationalized healthcare, zero border enforcement, weaker cops, stronger trans legislation, a free Palestine, and major, major taxes on the wealthy. Donavan McKinney (Michigan) - Fellow socialist backed by the Democratic Socialists of America, meaning they want nationalized healthcare, zero border enforcement, weaker cops, stronger trans legislation, a free Palestine, and major, major taxes on the wealthy. Angela Gonzales-Torres (California) - Fellow socialist backed by the Democratic Socialists of America, meaning they want nationalized healthcare, zero border enforcement, weaker cops, stronger trans legislation, a free Palestine, and major, major taxes on the wealthy. Aber Kawas (New York) - A DSA-backed state senator in New York. - She said 9/11 was America’s fault. - She campaigned one time with a Hamas terror headband, and she celebrated her win by celebrating Palestine, never America. Abdul El-Sayed (Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed) (Michigan) - He volunteered for an Al-Qaeda organization and testified on behalf of a famous terrorist. - He protested a ban on Sharia law in America. - His response to a terrorist driving a truck into an American daycare was that hurt people hurt people. - His victory was celebrated by a terror group called the Muslim Brotherhood. - He’s now Michigan senator. Anthony Ealy (Missouri) - Democrat Rep was arrested on assault charge hours after being reelected because he allegedly entered someone’s house and threatened to kill them 2 nights in a row. Ericka Lomick (Texas) - Democrat just won Texas House District 93 despite being a convicted felon who suspended her campaign months ago, but the deadline had already passed, so her name stayed on the ballot anyway and she won. - Now the seat is vacant until she’s pardoned or they find someone else because she’s a felon and that’s illegal. Abdi Daisane (New York) - He flipped a red seat and was elected to Minnesota State House even though his wife allegedly entered illegally under Joe Biden and the taxpayer-funded daycare that he owns has been cited for violations 16 times since 2024. - He also gave his victory speech in Somali. Peggy Flanagan (Minnesota) - She oversaw more than $250 million worth of fraud as lieutenant governor - She made the state a trans refuge. - She’s done nothing but let the taxpayer dollars there poof away. - But she is a white Native American, so that’s really all that counts. James Talarico (Texas) - He’s a heretic. - He hates oil and gas, loves abortion and trans kids and thinks that white people have a racism virus - He won in Texas and will ruin everything good about that state. Troy Jackson (Maine) - He won up in Maine. He’s the guy who has children with his cousin. He has children with his cousin. You will never convince me a single one of these candidates won legally.

— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) November 8, 2026

HORRIFYING Here are you newly elected Congressional Representatives: Darializa Avila Chevalier, New York - She once said she used the American flag to wipe - She co-founded a group in college whose stated mission was the eradication of Western civilization - She ran on Medicare for All, universal basic income, abolishing police, the border, and prisons - After winning, she obviously donned a kippah Melat Kiros, Colorado - She was born in Ethiopia. - She’s currently getting her PhD in wealth inequality, and she justified the 9/11 attacks during a TV interview. - She wants to grant mass amnesty for illegals, abolish ICE, nationalize healthcare, and pass a trans bill of rights. Claire Valdez, New York - She once tweeted on the 4th of July that the system is rigged, our planet is run by billionaires and war profiteers, and this 4th we fight for liberation from Palestine to Puerto Rico. - She also wants citizenship for all illegals, your tax dollars for trans treatments, and the elimination of private health insurance. Chris Rabb, Pennsylvania - Fellow socialist backed by the Democratic Socialists of America, meaning they want nationalized healthcare, zero border enforcement, weaker cops, stronger trans legislation, a free Palestine, and major, major taxes on the wealthy. Donavan McKinney, Michigan - Fellow socialist backed by the Democratic Socialists of America, meaning they want nationalized healthcare, zero border enforcement, weaker cops, stronger trans legislation, a free Palestine, and major, major taxes on the wealthy. Angela Gonzales-Torres, California - Fellow socialist backed by the Democratic Socialists of America, meaning they want nationalized healthcare, zero border enforcement, weaker cops, stronger trans legislation, a free Palestine, and major, major taxes on the wealthy. Aber Kawas, New York - A DSA-backed state senator in New York. - She said 9/11 was America’s fault. - She campaigned one time with a Hamas terror headband, and she celebrated her win by celebrating Palestine, never America. Abdul El-Sayed (Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed), Michigan - He volunteered for an Al-Qaeda organization and testified on behalf of a famous terrorist. - He protested a ban on Sharia law in America. - His response to a terrorist driving a truck into an American daycare was that hurt people hurt people. - His victory was celebrated by a terror group called the Muslim Brotherhood. - He’s now Michigan senator. Anthony Ealy, Missouri - Democrat Rep was arrested on assault charge hours after being reelected because he allegedly entered someone’s house and threatened to kill them 2 nights in a row. Ericka Lomick, Texa - Democrat just won Texas House District 93 despite being a convicted felon who suspended her campaign months ago, but the deadline had already passed, so her name stayed on the ballot anyway and she won. - Now the seat is vacant until she’s pardoned or they find someone else because she’s a felon and that’s illegal. Abdi Daisane, New York - He flipped a red seat and was elected to Minnesota State House even though his wife allegedly entered illegally under Joe Biden and the taxpayer-funded daycare that he owns has been cited for violations 16 times since 2024. - He also gave his victory speech in Somali. Peggy Flanagan, Minnesota - She oversaw more than $250 million worth of fraud as lieutenant governor - She made the state a trans refuge. - She’s done nothing but let the taxpayer dollars there poof away. - But she is a white Native American, so that’s really all that counts. James Talarico, Texas - He’s a heretic. - He hates oil and gas, loves abortion and trans kids and thinks that white people have a racism virus - He won in Texas and will ruin everything good about that state. Troy Jackson, Maine - He won up in Maine. He’s the guy who has children with his cousin. He has children with his cousin.

You will never convince me a single one of these candidates won legally.