SAMA HOOLE: "I'm vegan for the environment!" Almonds require 15,000 liters per kg, destroying California's water table. This is why vegans are ecologically illiterate.

"I'm vegan for the environment!"

Avocados: require 320 liters of water per kg, grown in drought regions.

Almonds: require 15,000 liters per kg, destroying California's water table.

Quinoa: environmental destruction in South America, local food crisis.

Soy: monoculture…

— Sama Hoole (@SamaHoole) November 9, 2025

"I'm vegan for the environment!" Avocados: require 320 liters of water per kg, grown in drought regions. Almonds: require 15,000 liters per kg, destroying California's water table. Quinoa: environmental destruction in South America, local food crisis. Soy: monoculture devastation, pesticide-heavy, GMO dominance. Palm oil: orangutan extinction, rainforest destruction. Cashews: human rights abuses, chemical burns, child labor. But cows fart methane, so they're saving the planet with almond milk while California aquifers collapse. This is why vegans are ecologically illiterate.