🍔 MCDONALD’S JUST WENT “REGENERATIVE” $200 million. 4 million acres. 38 states. While local ranchers drown in red tape, McDonald’s gets USDA cover to partner with Cargill, Coca-Cola & global beef suppliers—all in the name of “grassland resilience.”

🍔 MCDONALD’S JUST WENT “REGENERATIVE”

$200 million. 4 million acres. 38 states.

While local ranchers drown in red tape, McDonald’s gets USDA cover to partner with Cargill, Coca-Cola & global beef suppliers—all in the name of “grassland resilience.”

🔥 This isn’t stewardship.… pic.twitter.com/Hum1z9w5u9

— Beef Initiative 🇺🇸 BeefMaps.com (@beefinitiative) September 15, 2025

"McDonald's Doubles Down on Its Commitment to Responsible Beef Sourcing," Patricia Cobe, Restaurant Business Operations, September 15, 2025.

THE BURGER WARS. COMPETING OVER WHICH ONE DEGRADES FASTER?

The McDonald's burger probably doesn't degrade over fire because it has fire-retardant chemicals in it.  The fact that the Burger King burger does degrade over 34 days doesn't mean that it is chemical-free.  

no burger should catch on fire tho? like p. sure ive nvr seen a loaf of bread on fire after being overbaked. it just toasts and burns? lmao https://t.co/eywrrfFEZ3

— #1 baek stan (@jaeminaltar) April 7, 2024

They were lowkey reading McDonald’s because their burgers don’t decay 😂 https://t.co/jl6hJut3LL

— Atticus Winch (@atticus_winch1) April 6, 2024

This was a clever sign.   

Burger King has jokes for McDonald’s in Lugoff 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/iekFDqnxHT

— Canting (@YHeodinata) April 4, 2024