HEALTHBOT: Polyester is the new birth control: "75% of female dogs wearing polyester in this study couldn't get pregnant because it tanked their progesterone, the most important female hormone."

[Polyester] creates an electrostatic field that disrupts hormone production.  It's also loaded with endocrine disruptors.  

A legit study. I asked GROK: "Yes, the 2008 study by Ahmed Shafik is a real, published scientific paper, but its broader legitimacy and applicability come with important caveats."

Whether it's the "scientific" food pyramids that spawned an obesity crisis or other things, like… https://t.co/AgMCT2fgat

— Stephen Coughlin (@S_Coughlin_DC) May 21, 2026

Polyester is a new birth control.  75% of female dogs wearing polyester in this study couldn't get pregnant because it tanks their progesterone.  It creates an electric static field that disrupts hormone production.  It's also loaded with endocrine disruptors, like BPA and PFAs, which tank fertility too.  They go directly into your breasts and lymphatic system.  Get rid of the spandex, ladies.  . . . for health reasons and for aesthetic reasons.